Man Pummels ‘Vampire’ Peacock
Contrary to what the Catherine Zeta Jones sandwich news story might suggest, there are still very important things happening in the world that demand proper coverage.
Story Highlights
* A man beat up a peacock that had wandered into a Burger King parking lot
* The peacock was beaten so badly it had to be euthanized
* Witnesses said the man claimed to be killing a “vampire”
Remember: CNN = quality journalism.
UPDATE (8-28-2007)
It appears that CNN.com is retarded and the link to the article is long gone. I Googled the hell out of the Internet and this was the closest thing I could find that had anything to do with CNN. Bummer, but I guess you really only need the highlights I posted.
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