A 75-year old Swedish woman has, it seems, the fastest Internet connection known to man.

How fast are we talking about? The articles explains:

Sigbritt will now be able to enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously. Or, if there is nothing worth watching there, she will be able to download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds.

Two frickin’ seconds for an HD movie?! It’s like surfing the web on God’s computer. This woman can download, like, the entire Internet in an afternoon. No one even needs that much porn, let alone an old lady!

** Found via blog posting by Sean of Geek with Laptop.