Monthly Archives: August 2007
Evolution Encourages Moral Decay, Tooth Decay
As many of you know I previously debunked the theory of evolution via the existence of dick-plant. Apparently, this irrefutable proof of an Intelligent Designer named God has not been sufficient to turn back the tide of “scientists” and their … Continue reading
15 Things I Learned From the Film ‘War’
Do you see two faces or a vase? I see a good time. 1. This movie needs punctuation in its title. War is generic and boring, while War! is a battle cried that shakes the heavens and brings the gods … Continue reading
Hacking IMDb URLs
One of the stupid design flaws of The Internet Movie Database (or IMDb) is that the movie URLs only include database IDs, which leads to addresses that look like “http://imdb.com/title/tt0390384/” for a film like Primer. As a general rule for … Continue reading
‘Primer’ Review
I watched the indie sci-fi drama Primer over the weekend and I think I enjoyed it. I say “think” because I still haven’t completely wrapped my noodle around the film, which is, it seems, entirely by design. The film tells … Continue reading
Better Communication Through the Language of Star Trek
People are always asking me how they can improve themselves to be better humans. I assume that’s because of my nigh incomprehensible awesomeness, or possibly because I’m not listening to what they’re actually asking me and I’m a raging narcissist. … Continue reading