‘Stealth’ Review

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You’re going to have to take my word for it, but that’s a Jessica Biel butt shot.

You’re welcome.

I think Stealth is as good as a movie about a killer robot jet airplane that gains sentience and decides to disobey orders and attack it’s perceived enemies regardless of the consequences to international stability but then learns how to feel and decides to redeem itself by helping the hero rescue his girlfriend from North Korea even if it means sacrificing itself by flying headfirst into a helicopter can get. That is to say, I think this is pretty much the apex of that particular genre.

If you’re in the mood to give 90% of your brain cells the night off I highly recommend sitting down and watching Stealth. Also, Jessica Biel is in it, though she’s unfortunately wearing clothes, and her arms look kind of beefy. So basically this movie is ideally suited for drunk guys who love killer robot jet airplanes and not-naked beefy chicks. Nice.

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