‘Dragon Wars’ Reviews

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From RottenTomatoes.com:

“Written as well as directed by Hyung-rae Shim, which apparently means Uwe Boll in Korean, [it's] so campily awful that it’s Mystery Science Theater-ready.” – Frank Swietek, ONE GUY’S OPINION

In case you’ve forgotten who Uwe Boll is, he’s the brilliant filmmaker that made the spectacularly awesome movie Alone in the Dark.

“This one’s for connoisseurs of the “totally preposterous crap” school of fantasy cinema.You know who you are: You have all the Warlock sequels on Laserdisc, the complete Leprechaun series on DVD, and go see Uwe Boll movies on opening weekend” – Luke Y. Thompson, L.A. WEEKLY

FYI, best movie ever: Leprechaun 5: In the Hood.1

“America does just fine making cringingly terrible special-effect extravaganzas, so back off, South Korea!” – Brian Orndorf, EFILMCRITIC.COM

OK, South Korea, we get the terrible special-effect-laden crap, you get StarCraft. Ummm… wait a minute, can we talk this over a bit?

[Updated with another awesome quote]

“First, the plot holes. When I say that the plot has gaping holes, I mean the holes are big enough to accommodate a fleet of tractor trailers dragging a school of blue whales.” – Great White Snark, GreatWhiteSnark.com

OMFG, it’s like one part Eragon, and one part Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. 2 Sounds like the balls, yo!

Conclusions

I can’t wait to see this movie!!!

  1. Thanks, Gary.
  2. Yes, the whales are different, but still.

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3 Responses to “‘Dragon Wars’ Reviews”

  1. May I add an excerpt from my own review?

    “Let me put it this way. At some point, I found myself missing the relative intelligence of the trailer for Resident Evil 4: This Franchise Died Two Sequels Ago that we had seen before the movie.”

    Bad movie. B-a-a-a-a-a-a-d.

  2. Nima says:

    That is so freakin’ awesome!

    If you don’t mind, a different quote of yours popped out at me. I’m updating to post with it.

  3. Hey, Nima, thanks… post away!

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