‘The Bank Job’ Review
Here’s everything you need to know about this movie:
- Jason Statham assembles a gang of colorful characters, who then spend half the movie planning and executing a bank robbery.
- In the process of robbing the bank they end up with some scandalous photos wanted by the British spy service (Mi5 or 6, I’m not really sure which).
- Zaniness ensues as Jason Statham out-smarts the British government, corrupt cops, not corrupt cops, and a small-time gangster, and, as one might suspect, at one point Jason Statham exhibits awesome fighting skillz.
- Saffron Burrows is smoking hot.
- The movie is set in the 70s, which means there are lots of titties.
So yeah, it’s a good time. It does run a bit long, and is a bit boring, but after the sixth set of naked titties I really stopped worrying about those things. Yes, I have a 12 boob quality threshold.
There have been 3 comments
My threshold is 7.
Mine is four. I am weak-willed.
You are into some freaky-deaky shit, Esbat. All riiiiiiiiight.
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