Equinox of Insanity

Here’s everything you need to know about this movie: 

1.  Jason Statham assembles a gang of colorful characters, who then spend half the movie planning and executing a bank robbery.
2. In the process of robbing the bank they end up with some scandalous photos wanted by the British spy service (Mi5 or 6, I’m not really sure which).
3. Zaniness ensues as Jason Statham out-smarts the British government, corrupt cops, not corrupt cops, and a small-time gangster, and, as one might suspect, at one point Jason Statham exhibits awesome fighting skillz.
4. Saffron Burrows is smoking hot.
5. The movie is set in the 70s, which means there are lots of titties.

So yeah, it’s a good time. It does run a bit long, and is a bit boring, but after the sixth set of naked titties I really stopped worrying about those things. Yes, I have a 12 boob quality threshold.

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