Monthly Archives: June 2008

Easy Way to Clean an Apple Keyboard

I think I wrote a while ago about the remodeled Apple Keyboard, which is really one of the most wonderful keyboards I’ve ever used, but it does have one really annoying downside: there seems to be no obvious way to … Continue reading

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Thor Is Seduced by the Dark Side of the Force

Thor’s angry teeth vengefully tore into the animal’s meat. The ensuing eruption of meat juice trickled down from his mouth, forming a nearly perfect droplet of carnage on his chin, which he promptly wiped away with his cocktail napkin. “The … Continue reading

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The Next Ten Movies I’m Getting from Netflix

I finally mailed back to Netflix the movies that have been sitting on my desk for the last, oh, two months or so. I’m super excited because there are a bunch of movies on my queue that I’m dying to … Continue reading

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How Many Gs Do You Need?

So about a week ago Apple announced that they were releasing an update to the much loved computer in my pants iPhone. This “iPhone 3G” is basically the same as the original iPhone only smaller, lighter, and more G-ed up. … Continue reading

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Quote: Silent Snake Eyes

How can he possibly be “silent” when he’s carrying all that shit around? Great White Snark, in a comment on ToyBender.com, about the supposedly “silent but deadly” 12” Snake Eyes G.I. Joe doll action figure. The toy is either completely … Continue reading

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