How can he possibly be “silent” when he’s carrying all that shit around?
Great White Snark, in a comment on ToyBender.com, about the supposedly “silent but deadly” 12” Snake Eyes G.I. Joe doll action figure.
The toy is either completely ridiculous or poop-your-pants awesome, depending on how you feel about excessive accessorization. I’m not a girl, so, yeah, it looks totally ridiculous. I was going to leave a comment myself, but nothing I could say is as funny (or insightful) as that.
The actual post and some of the other comments are pretty funny too. Someone even brings up Rob Liefeld, who for comic book fans demands laughter and ridicule and punching in the nuts. Awesome.

June 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm
“I’m not a girl, so, yeah, it looks totally ridiculous.”
Wait, it’s girly to like toys of figures you grew up idolizing? I can understand immature, but girl like?