July 16, 2008

What Every Review of ‘The Dark Knight’ Will Say

  1. This is the best movie of the year.
  2. This is arguably the best comic book movie ever made.
  3. Heath Ledger will win, and most certainly deserves to win, an Oscar for his performance as the Joker.
  4. This movie is intense, suspenseful, dramatic, gut-wrenching, brutal, funny, exciting, and an absolutely masterful work of art.
  5. It’s run time is something like 2 hours 40 minutes, but it feels like a 90 minute movie.

Congratulations! You’ve just read, oh, just about every review that’ll come out for The Dark Knight. Just mix and match those to create your own review!

Seriously though, one could (and people surely will) write essays about how spectacular The Dark Knight is. Allocate some time after the film to sit down with your friends and/or loved-ones to discuss what you’ve just seen. You’ll want to talk it up.

stars Mucho thanks to Justin for getting me into tonight’s special IMAX screening of The Dark Knight.

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