Author Archives: Nima
The Next Ten Movies I’m Getting from Netflix
I finally mailed back to Netflix the movies that have been sitting on my desk for the last, oh, two months or so. I’m super excited because there are a bunch of movies on my queue that I’m dying to … Continue reading
How Many Gs Do You Need?
So about a week ago Apple announced that they were releasing an update to the much loved computer in my pants iPhone. This “iPhone 3G” is basically the same as the original iPhone only smaller, lighter, and more G-ed up. … Continue reading
Quote: Silent Snake Eyes
How can he possibly be “silent” when he’s carrying all that shit around? Great White Snark, in a comment on ToyBender.com, about the supposedly “silent but deadly” 12” Snake Eyes G.I. Joe doll action figure. The toy is either completely … Continue reading
Thor Vs. the Morgolax
There sat the Morgolax, the most hideous beast ever to be birthed on this world or any other. A monster so ancient and so vile that only the Forbidden Scrolls of the Ru N’Dah dared to speak of it. Born … Continue reading
This Is Why I Hate the LSAT
You have 1 minute 30 seconds to answer the following question: Certain instruments used in veterinary surgery can be made either of stainless steel or nylon. In a study of such instruments, 50 complete sterilizations of a set of nylon … Continue reading