Category Archives: Quotes

How can he possibly be “silent” when he’s carrying all that shit around? Great White Snark, in a comment on ToyBender.com, about the supposedly “silent but deadly” 12” Snake Eyes G.I. Joe doll action figure. The toy is either completely … Continue reading →

I knew that girl was eighteen. She told me that her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn’t start until college. 30 Rock‘s Dennis Duffy, explaining why his arrest on Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” was unfounded. I’m pretty … Continue reading →

You look like you belong in a rock band that has a piano in it. Justin, in regards to my spiffy new emo glasses.

According to this film, in year 2001 we would have had manned voyages to Jupiter, a battle of wits with a sentient computer, and a quantum leap in human evolution. Instead we got the Mir Space Station falling from the … Continue reading →

When I first got there, during rehearsals I was changing some of the lines a bit, and Wes Anderson pulled me aside and said, ‘Jason, uh, it took me four years to write this script, so could you please just … Continue reading →