I haven’t been this disappointed in a film that I thought was about bowling since I saw “300.”
The spectacular Peter David, about The Other Bowlin’ Girl.
If I thought there would be as much nudity in The Other Boleyn Girl as there is in The Tudors I would totally go see it, but, sadly, I don’t think that’s the case. I guess between The Darjeeling Limited and Lost in Translation you’ve got pretty much full ass-coverage of both bowlin’ girls, so that’ll have to do.
For now.
The problem that we face in America is not a lack of good ideas — it’s that Washington has become a place where good ideas go to die.
I learned the hard way not to make fun of Washington DC in public, but that quote is just delightful. I have a soft spot for “place where things go to die” humor.
That said, this guy needs to learn when to take his applause and just stop talking. His victory speech was like a half hour long. What the dooce?! You sound good, dude, but not that good. You ain’t no Alec Guinness.
I just cant get over the fact that Manhattan was destroyed by a soft-shell crab.
I love my family. 
Steven Fisher’s wife gets the award for “Most Spot on Observation Ever”:
My brother bought a PS3 a few days ago. My wife just saw it when I was poking around at its wireless controls. She said “It looks like a panini grill.”
I think Sony would be moving a hell of a lot more units if the thing did actually grill sandwiches. That would be awesome.
Sucks to be in Tokyo, because you could get attacked at any time.
Asoka, in response to me asking why Godzilla only attacks Tokyo.
The freest women in the world are the women of Iran.
This guy needs his own HBO comedy special.
In “honor” of what seems to be all-day coverage of Ahmadinejad on C-SPAN2, I give you this “get your war on” comic.
Incidentally, I made the same joke, only mine isn’t nearly as funny.